Me 5 minutes ago.

Me:	What is this "ALT + reblog button" nonsense?
Me:	Oh. My. God. This is amazing.

author:	she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher:	even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast